{"product_id":"personalized-woven-blanket-authentic-50-years-of-not-giving-a-damn-throw-blanket","title":"Personalized Woven Blanket — \"Authentic 50 Years of Not Giving a Damn\" Throw Blanket","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e52'' × 37''\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            52.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            37.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Size tolerance (±), in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            2.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This woven blanket brings a bold, tongue-in-cheek vibe to quiet moments at home. Handwoven cotton threads form a tactile backdrop for a retro-inspired typographic design that reads like a cheeky anniversary badge. The fringed edges add color and texture, giving the blanket a laid-back, lived-in look that layers easily over a sofa or at the foot of a bed. It drapes comfortably across laps during movie nights and snaps into place as a playful statement piece when friends drop by. Choose the Artwork variant for crisp, blocky text or the Photo variant when your design needs subtle shading—either way, the cotton weave gives each blanket a warm, handmade feeling that ages gracefully.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton woven fabric—strong, smooth threads for a soft yet durable throw\u003cbr\u003e- Artwork or Photo printing variants to suit bold graphics or photorealistic designs\u003cbr\u003e- Colorful fringed edges that add texture and visual interest\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to fit sofas, beds, or personal use\u003cbr\u003e- Woven construction preserves tactile detail; mockups may not fully represent final piece\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent \u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent , Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Artwork \/ 52'' × 37''","offer_id":43128850939971,"sku":"49958093598484938191","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/1627\/5523\/files\/4660132864363781672_2048.jpg?v=1775775275","url":"https:\/\/artistryvibes.com\/products\/personalized-woven-blanket-authentic-50-years-of-not-giving-a-damn-throw-blanket","provider":"Artistry Vibes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}