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Light, quiet, and a touch mysterious — this crewneck brings a gentle laugh and soft warmth to slow mornings and late-night stargazing. The design shows a meditative Sasquatch cradled inside a crescent moon, surrounded by tiny stars and the hand-lettered phrase that reads like a private joke: you’re not wearing a costume, you’re really Sasquatch. It sits on a plush, tubular-knit sweatshirt with a ribbed collar and cuffs, so the graphic stays centered and the fit keeps its shape. Wear it for campfire chats, weekend hikes into fog, or cozying up with tea and a paperback; it pairs with worn jeans or leggings and feels intentionally lived-in from the first wear.
Product features
- Embroidery placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists
- Made from 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and warmth
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching at seams for shape retention and long-lasting wear
- DTF inner neck labels and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; meets safety and compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Sweatshirt — “I’m Just Wearing A Human, I’m Really Sasquatch” Funny Sasquatch Crewneck
$54.99
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Product features
- Embroidery placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists
- Made from 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and warmth
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching at seams for shape retention and long-lasting wear
- DTF inner neck labels and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; meets safety and compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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